The Alternative Results Our nominees may not have taken home the gold for these "alternative Oscar" categories (except, perhaps, for Russell Crowe who may have won for being a big, hunky Aussie), but we felt they deserved to be singled out. Voting through March 25th, 2001 Best Display of Cleavage Drew Barrymore's in Charlie's Angels Best Performance By A Chrome Dome Chow Yun-Fat in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Best Performance By A Hot Australian Russell Crowe in Gladiator The Kevin Costner Commendation For Least Credible Accent Madonna's British accent in The Next Best Thing Best CHEMISTRY Michelle Yeoh and Chow Yun-Fat in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Best Performance By a Prop Wilson the volleyball in Cast Away Best Evidence That Young Hollywood Needs a Spanking The Skulls Best Body Part Removal The soldier's decapitation by cannonball in The Patriot Movie That Was So Self-Importantly Well-Intentioned It Made You Want to Vote Republican Pay It Forward Most Amusing Performance By Borrowed Hair Angelina Jolie's in Gone in 60 Seconds Worst Title Smiling Fish & Goat on Fire Best Indication That Anyone Can Sell a Screenplay These Days "Puny man-animal!"-Battlefield Earth Special "People Have Been Shot For Less" Award Battlefield Earth